You are a ninja. Your god-like speed, dexterity, jumping power, and reflexes are all a result of an amazingly fast metabolism; sadly, so is your natural lifetime of 1.5 minutes. Like all ninjas, you have an unquenchable thirst for gold, a natural propensity for exploring rooms infested by...

Do you find yourself dying far too often in games? Do you hate cute animals? Then look no further, cause Seppukuties not only encourages death, but sometimes demands it of your furry little friends!

A simple but fun game. (???)